Error: Your Back has stopped working!

Inspired by early computer error messages and the very real realization that your body now makes noises when you stand up. This shirt perfectly captures the elder millennial experience: mentally young, physically questionable.

Soft, comfortable, and painfully accurate, it’s ideal for people who remember dial-up internet, sleep wrong once, and need a heating pad to recover.

Details:

• Ultra-soft, everyday unisex fit

• Durable print that won’t quit (unlike your back)

• Clean, minimalist design with retro tech vibes

• Perfect for casual wear, school drop-off, or complaining about chairs

Because nothing says adulthood like throwing your back out while doing absolutely nothing.

Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit